For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
still has a balance of about $80,000 & your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick
told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom
you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was
coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an
$80,000 mortgage & no bike