The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he
kept in the hen house behind the church.

But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that
cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his
parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY
cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.