Back in the day, I had a friend whose parents were *uber* jesus freaks. The only games they had were bible related board games, and for NES they had some noah's ark game and that game in the link. It was horrible trying to play games at their house. I had to collect like, stone tablets and a goat or some shit to beat a level. I was like, well... I have Contra, wanna blow some stuff up?

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