Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet.

Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten
$10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills
out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says to her
copilot, "Such Bigshots back there..... hell, I could throw all of them
out the window and make millions happy."

Roll that Plane!

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender --engage
in appropriate conversation. A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly
prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ? The man replies, "150."
And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum
physics,string theory, atomic chemistry, etc.


The customer is very impressed
and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around,and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him
the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100."
And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about
football, baseball, cheerleaders, etc. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test.


He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks,
"What'syour IQ?" The man replies, "50."
And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?