Talking about pizza delivery people, here is one of those funny at the moment stories. One of the guys in our little circle of friends is this very quiet guy, usually the rest of us are loud mouths and openly talk about an attractive woman if we see one. So this one time we ordered pizza and it was his turn to get it from downstairs where the delivery person was. He comes back and he goes: "Damn that delivery girl was really hot." The whole room fell silent for a good while and that was the day we realized he was human.