Originally Posted by White[Pony]

my dad just told me about one he had when he was working for this computer company.

woman: My computer just turned off and it won't turn back on
him: Ok, are you sure the cord is still plugged in?
woman: Yes, it's still plugged in
him: So the monitor isn't turned off, either, right?
woman: No, but the lights in the building just went out, too
him: ... does anything else have power
woman: No
him: ... You're having a power outage
woman: Oh... So why isn't my computer turning on?
him: ..................................