Since I think all of these stories should be tracked based here are a few of mine.
At the track one night and when I heard some kid about my age bragging about how he was probably the fastest car out there and he was stock. Some gay little car club was having a little meet and he thought he was Mr. Bad Ace because he was driving an LT1 Camaro and was smoking the 16-17sec rice mobiles. Well he kept talking and I knew my R was up to the task of taking on a close to stock LT1 so I offered up the challenge and told him to line up against me. He first declined after I told him it was an Integra with only 173whp. He thought it would be wasting his time since in his own words "man I ain't gonna race you, my car puts down 330hp on the dyno". I coaxed him into it a little more and to make things even better one of his little hoes came up to me with " he's going to smoke you because its a V-8". A crowd of his friends and random stunnaz gathered around to see what they thought was going to be a slaughter. I blasted a few high 13 second passes to his two 14.3's and was trapping almost 5mph higher. Afterwards I was informed that the only reason I won was because I'm lighter. :roll:
Same track I was approached by a dude wanting to me to race his buddy in a supercharged GSR. The GSR owner was kinda the king of the local rice club and had a major attitude problem with me. He also bought the car already modded and had no clue about what it took to take care of such a vehicle. I told him "yeah if we get a chance to line up I'll run him no big deal". The dude replied "ah you scared, line up against him and lets see". We raced a total of 4 times......I won every time. Then at one of the following events he asked me to drive his car and after my 2nd run behind the wheel I beat his personal best of the summer.
Super rainy auto-x event got all of the WRX drivers in my class (STX) pretty excited (no smack talking or anything all of the guys are real cool). After finally getting a run togther in which I didn't end up sliding through the gates backwards they began to realize that AWD isn't everything even in the rain. I beat 4 out of 5 WRX's and placed 2nd and possibly hurt a few feelings in the process. :wink: