Hahahahahahah.
That reminds me of this video I saw that's based on a mastercard commercial. Shows a camaro and its like "thinking you're doing a burnout when you're really smoking your clutch, priceless" and it shows the camaro sittin there in a brake stand just smoking his clutch (smoke coming out from under the car, not the tires).
Classic.
Yeah dude, it's your clutch, get a new one.
I'm needing one soon too, 80k miles... she's gettin worn.