What has Disney made in the last 5 years that hasn't blown and felched immense amounts of ass? Nothing.

All they've done is milked their previous series dry:

Animated:
Little Mermaid 2
Beauty and the Beast 2
Sleeping Beauty 2
101 Dalmations 2
Pocahontas 2
Jungle Book 2
Tarzan & Jane

Live Action:
George of the Jungle
George of the Jungle 2
Inspector Gadget
Inspector Gadget 2
Santa Clause 2
Air Bud
Air Bud: Golden Reciever
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
Air Bud: Spikes Back
Air Bud: World Pup

All of which sold like the big, steaming lumps of poo that they were.


Coming soon: Lion King 1 1/2.
And Pirates of the Caribbean 2.

Lets look at what Disney has sold that's done well lately.

Animated:
Mononoke Hime/Princess Mononoke - Awesome movie. They didn't make it. (Studio Ghibli)
Spirited Away - Awesome movie. They didn't make it. (Studio Ghibli)
Kiki's Delivery Service - They didn't make it. (Studio Ghibli)
Castle in the Sky - They didn't make it. (Studio Ghibli)
Toy Story - They didn't make it. (Pixar)
Bug's Life - They didn't make it. (Pixar)
Monster's Inc - They didn't make it. (Pixar)
Finding Nemo - They didn't make it. (Pixar)

Live Action:
Pirates of the Caribbean - All they did was supply the $. The only reason this movie didn't blow all day long was because it was directed by Gore Verbinski, who also directed The Ring :eh: and The Mexican :eh: :eh: