what made it even worse and me even closer to getting busted was while i was running, i got charlie horses in both my legs at almost the same time. so as you can imagine, i was literally limping to my hiding spot.

just imagine, me, running for my life and then all of a sudden getting charlie horses in both legs and then looking back and seeing a police helicopter with its spotlight on coming in your direction. i cant believe i didnt sh!t my pants.