Oh man, I wish. What's pictured is a 1972 911 Carrera 2.7 RS. The RS is pretty much what the Type R is to the Integra. Faster, better handling, et al. If someone can say they're the proud owner of an RS, they have a solid investment, and if they ever have the heart to let it go they're going to get some serious cash for that car.

A few years back I saw a 911 2.7 in a parking lot and I was checking it out when the owner came by and asked just what I thought I was doing. I think he was under the impression I was trying to steal his stereo or something, but after I wowed him with my knowledge of Porsches, he offered if I'd like to give her a spin. Chance of a lifetime, but I had to get to work. FedEx takes a dim view of even 1-minute tardiness.