Friend of mine who has a Vette asked me if I wanted to go to a movie with him and some other people he knew. So we get to Blockbuster and the other people show up. It was a couple driving a Ford Focus and they ask "Is it really essential to get our car serviced regularly." I was like :wtf: even a kid knows better. So my friend, whose knowledge of cars is so great that he fried the tranny on his Vette (he has a lot of clutch foot, shifts into first without stopping, doesn't shift right, often grinds gears, etc) says change the grade of gas. I went :wtf: again because changing the grade of gas isn't gonna do much so I asked them what the symptoms were. They said "Car splutters and doesn't want to go." I told them to get the plugs cleaned and check the plug gap since fouled plugs will cause a car to act up. Their next question was... "What are spark plugs." At that point I felt like asking the guy if he knew that his car had an engine or was it pedal powered.

People amaze me with their intelligence!