mostly I just give people bad information. like saying this cable will work with USB, but it's actually a firewire cable... :rick:

I also tell people that we don't carry certain items at my store, and I see them 15 minutes later buying it... in my store.

I also put too much faith in my good-for-nothing, moronic co-workers. We were getting an inspection from our District manager and regional VP... so I told these dudes I'd fill all the shelves and peg hooks, the other guy will print tags, and the third guy will vacuum... I was the only one who did my part. Idiots.