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Old Jul 21, 2003 | 07:10 AM
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Originally posted by sxecrow
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana from the ceiling and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start climbing towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result--all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the assault with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, and then a fourth, and a fifth. Everytime the newest monkey makes for the stairs, he is attacked. Now none of the mokeys in the cage have any idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way its always been done around here. And that, my friends, is how company policy begins.

ahahahah, a fawkign classic, one of my favorites.

in fact ive posted in 2-3x before :squint:
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