is there someone at work that really bugs you?
10-04-2003, 06:58 AM
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is there someone at work that really bugs you?
there is this girl who we will call "fatty mcGee"
like fatty mcgee she is often wheezy.
she is fat
very large
and always complaining about her knee.
well fatto, lose some weight
"i cant cuz m y knee hurts"
"it hurts because you are fat"
"im fat because it hurts"
and she knows absolutely EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING and ANYONE...like how she tells me about england cuz she was there for a month....
or how yesterday this conversation transpired...
"what book are you reading there?"
"its called the last open road"
"oh...yes, i think ive heard of that...whos it by?"
"
its by BS Levy"
"oh yes, i have read many books by him, he is excellent!"
"this is the first book he has written...."
"oh yes, of course, i must have been confused..."
"ill bet you were *reading book!*"
"whats that supposed to mean....?"
"cant talk...reading."
"what?"
argh, ****ing irritating
than the day before she got mad at this big woppey italian that we work with and said she was gonna shove him down and he just replied in that great milwaukee/italian accent, "ill kick you in your damn knee"
i just about died.
like fatty mcgee she is often wheezy.
she is fat
very large
and always complaining about her knee.
well fatto, lose some weight
"i cant cuz m y knee hurts"
"it hurts because you are fat"
"im fat because it hurts"
and she knows absolutely EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING and ANYONE...like how she tells me about england cuz she was there for a month....
or how yesterday this conversation transpired...
"what book are you reading there?"
"its called the last open road"
"oh...yes, i think ive heard of that...whos it by?"
"
its by BS Levy""oh yes, i have read many books by him, he is excellent!"
"this is the first book he has written....
""oh yes, of course, i must have been confused..."
"ill bet you were
*reading book!*""whats that supposed to mean....?"
"cant talk...reading."
"what?"
argh, ****ing irritating
than the day before she got mad at this big woppey italian that we work with and said she was gonna shove him down and he just replied in that great milwaukee/italian accent, "ill kick you in your damn knee"
i just about died.
10-04-2003, 07:09 AM
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Floppy Death! noES!!!
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:lmao: that sucks
Remember in Office Space that girl in the office who's line was "corporate accounts payable, please hold" over and over and over and over..... well we have someone that sounds just like her. Doesn't repeat the same thing but is just WAYYYYY too freiendly and has a very very annoing voice. :sad:
Remember in Office Space that girl in the office who's line was "corporate accounts payable, please hold" over and over and over and over..... well we have someone that sounds just like her. Doesn't repeat the same thing but is just WAYYYYY too freiendly and has a very very annoing voice. :sad:
10-04-2003, 07:49 AM
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Fuji, you see, you just tell her something completely wrong. Like, when she asked who the author was, you should have made it up. I did this to a girl that is god's gift to liberal america. She asked where I went at the end of the year when I was at the store buying something, and I told her "Kuvaria" and she said "OH! I heard the weather is awesome there" and I said "Well, you have to watch out for the flying sharks and the wicked witch but otherwise it's awesome" Then I went :squint: and she just went 
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10-04-2003, 08:52 AM
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i got a real fat friend, he's lazy as hell, thinks he knows everything, and puts people down alot. so I suppose that happens to all people when their blood type becomes Rocky Road
10-04-2003, 09:25 AM
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Originally posted by Fujiwara Takumi
she didnt know the author and i knew she wouldnt, she was just full of shit like always.
she didnt know the author and i knew she wouldnt, she was just full of shit like always.
10-04-2003, 09:39 AM
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yes...the B
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10-04-2003, 09:50 AM
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i hate this one guy at work that smels like a sack o' gym socks. he fawking stinks..... as if being smelly all day isnt bad enough, he comes to work and works up a sweat lifting boxes etc.
you can still smell him after he leaves:squint:
you can still smell him after he leaves:squint:
10-04-2003, 10:26 AM
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Originally posted by Dorikin
Isnt BS Levy the french dude who writes a bunch of articles...or am I thinking of someone else...
Isnt BS Levy the french dude who writes a bunch of articles...or am I thinking of someone else...
from now on I will call you "Courtney" and threaten to kick you in the knee.