Super Beer Joke :thumbup:
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Vladamirious
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Super Beer Joke :thumbup:
Heard this was your favorite drink! So I thought I would share!
After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it
would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer.
The first sits down and says, "Hey, Seņor, I would like the world's best
beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The second says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of
Beers.' One Budweiser please."
The bartender gives him one.
Another guy says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring
water; give me a Coors."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Guiness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit
taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a
Guiness?"
The Guiness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer,
neither will I."
After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it
would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer.
The first sits down and says, "Hey, Seņor, I would like the world's best
beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The second says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of
Beers.' One Budweiser please."
The bartender gives him one.
Another guy says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring
water; give me a Coors."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Guiness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit
taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a
Guiness?"
The Guiness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer,
neither will I."
aka Heywoodjablowme
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From: Nashville, TN
i think i migh've posted this before, so if i'm reposting....:madfawk:
A Sound Theory on the Virtue of Beer
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!
A Sound Theory on the Virtue of Beer
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!
