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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 11:27 AM
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confucius say: man who runs in front of car gets tired
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 11:29 AM
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ghey
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 11:30 AM
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man who go to sleep naked wake up with stinky fingers
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 12:28 PM
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man who walk through airport termale sideways is going to Bangkok
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 12:30 PM
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man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 12:33 PM
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man who stand on toilet be high on pot!

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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 12:35 PM
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man who posts on han, loses daylight. h:
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 12:46 PM
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man who stand on toilet be high on pot!

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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 12:53 PM
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two rights not make wrong but two lefts make U-turn
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 01:29 PM
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2 wrongs dont make a right, but 2 wrights make an ariplane
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