Redeam myself??
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Redeam myself??
A 15-years old boy goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a condom. The pharmacist raises his eyebrows.
``Aren´t you too young for this sort of thing?´´
``Well, I´m going to have dinner over at my girlfriend´s house tomorrow, and I want to be ready in case she decides to put out afterwards.´´ the boy replies.
Figuring that if it happens he might as well be protected, the pharmacist sells the boy a condom.
Five minutes later, the boy comes back and asks for another condom.
``Thing is, my girlfriend´s sister will be there too and I always thought she was good looking, so just in case...´´
Suspiciously, after giving it some thought, the pharmacist decides to sell him another condom.
Ten minutes later, the boy is back again and asks for a third condom.
``I just found out that my girlfriend´s mom has a thing for young love, so...´´
Now quite alarmed, the pharmacist eventually agrees to sell the boy a third condom.
At the dinner, the boy´s girlfriend thinks he´s been acting very strangely.
``What´s the matter? You haven´t said a word all night! I didn´t know you were so shy!´´
To which the boy promptly replies
``And I didn´t know your dad was a pharmacist!!´´
``Aren´t you too young for this sort of thing?´´
``Well, I´m going to have dinner over at my girlfriend´s house tomorrow, and I want to be ready in case she decides to put out afterwards.´´ the boy replies.
Figuring that if it happens he might as well be protected, the pharmacist sells the boy a condom.
Five minutes later, the boy comes back and asks for another condom.
``Thing is, my girlfriend´s sister will be there too and I always thought she was good looking, so just in case...´´
Suspiciously, after giving it some thought, the pharmacist decides to sell him another condom.
Ten minutes later, the boy is back again and asks for a third condom.
``I just found out that my girlfriend´s mom has a thing for young love, so...´´
Now quite alarmed, the pharmacist eventually agrees to sell the boy a third condom.
At the dinner, the boy´s girlfriend thinks he´s been acting very strangely.
``What´s the matter? You haven´t said a word all night! I didn´t know you were so shy!´´
To which the boy promptly replies
``And I didn´t know your dad was a pharmacist!!´´
wned: :rofl:
