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Its that time fo night....JOKE

Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:19 PM
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The boy just takes the girlfriend back to her home after
being out together, and when they reach the front door he
leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie,
why don't you give me a blowjob?".

"What ? You're crazy???!!!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up.."

"I've already said NO, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it
too.."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

"My love.. don't be like that.."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in
nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes
and says. "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to
blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob
himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take
his hand off the intercom!"
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:20 PM
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the vid clip is 1000000000000000000x better.
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:21 PM
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I havent seen it.. :dunno:
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:21 PM
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:repost: of text from vid h:
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:23 PM
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yeah
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:24 PM
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<2001> ahmahgawdhi2yuu! i lub dis viddyo! </2001>
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:27 PM
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Two boys walk into a field where a lake sits in the middle.
They see a naked woman swimming in there, and one immediatly
runs in the other direction.

The second boy runs after him and asks," Why did you run
away?"

The first boy replies, "My mom tells me if I see a naked
woman, I will turn into stone, and I felt something getting
hard."
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:29 PM
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try again
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:30 PM
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Damn, jokes arent as good tonight... :sad:
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 10:28 PM
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Originally posted by WiLL
the vid clip is 1000000000000000000x better.
:werd: and the sister was hot.
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