straight comedy from 3 weeks ago i forgot about
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straight comedy from 3 weeks ago i forgot about
so me and some friends are kickin it in a parking lot waitin for other people to show up to kick it, and my friend see's some guys he knows. so they come to the parking lot and hang out. theres this one guy whos probably about 17 or so and he has this stupid ass hyundai that he's starting to rice out. he's got exhaust and intake on it. its hilarious when he drives it because he sits there and revs it to 3 grand or so then burns the shit out of the clutch to take off
anyway thats not the point. the night before my friend was putting his new tranny in and he had a needle throwout bearing that he didn't need. so we're joking about "oh check out this muffler bearing. i'll sell it to you for like 40 bucks. just take it to the mufflershop and have it welded into your exhaust"
we're all having a conversation and the guy who was puttin his tranny in says to the ricer kid "hey i've got a muffler bearing i'll sell to you. 40 bucks. needle bearing too, not ball bearing".
this kid doesn't know SHIT so he ACTUALLY BUYS THIS SHIT. HE DOESN'T KNOW ITS A JOKE. he may have actually because while we were playing along and not making faces or laughing just acting normal, he seemed kinda hesetant to say "cool" or "ok" or whatever. but after a little while you could see he didn't know what it was or if they existed or not
"what does it do?" so i say "you weld it into your exhaust line and it just makes your exhaust flow smoother"
by this time i wanted to burst into tears from laughing.
i guess later that night they were talking still, and i didn't hear this part. maybe i was talking with somone else
anyway they were talking to him "so when are you gonna change your blinker fluid?" the kid goes "huh?"
"your blinker fluid. you know you can get like different color kinds like blue and green and shit like that"
ok get ready for it. he says "oh i know all that shit but i don't know how to change it and shit"
****ing christ, theres no hope for this kid
anyway thats not the point. the night before my friend was putting his new tranny in and he had a needle throwout bearing that he didn't need. so we're joking about "oh check out this muffler bearing. i'll sell it to you for like 40 bucks. just take it to the mufflershop and have it welded into your exhaust"
we're all having a conversation and the guy who was puttin his tranny in says to the ricer kid "hey i've got a muffler bearing i'll sell to you. 40 bucks. needle bearing too, not ball bearing".
this kid doesn't know SHIT so he ACTUALLY BUYS THIS SHIT. HE DOESN'T KNOW ITS A JOKE. he may have actually because while we were playing along and not making faces or laughing just acting normal, he seemed kinda hesetant to say "cool" or "ok" or whatever. but after a little while you could see he didn't know what it was or if they existed or not
"what does it do?" so i say "you weld it into your exhaust line and it just makes your exhaust flow smoother"
by this time i wanted to burst into tears from laughing.
i guess later that night they were talking still, and i didn't hear this part. maybe i was talking with somone else
anyway they were talking to him "so when are you gonna change your blinker fluid?" the kid goes "huh?"
"your blinker fluid. you know you can get like different color kinds like blue and green and shit like that"
ok get ready for it. he says "oh i know all that shit but i don't know how to change it and shit"
****ing christ, theres no hope for this kid
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hnoes: :rofl:
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Volvo actually had a part on their cars called a muffler bearing....it was what they called the hanger for the exhaust.
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^ hahah :lmao:
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in my auto class a few weeks ago, this kid brought in his geo storm hnoes: to work on, he popped his hood for some reason (couldnt be to show off the engine :chuckles: ) and a few guys were messing around with him and one of them said he should check his muffler bearing. well this idiot actually went over and started looking into his muffler. :doh: then somebody else said, "no man you have to smell it" :chuckles:
hnoes: to work on, he popped his hood for some reason (couldnt be to show off the engine :chuckles: ) and a few guys were messing around with him and one of them said he should check his muffler bearing. well this idiot actually went over and started looking into his muffler. :doh: then somebody else said, "no man you have to smell it" :chuckles:
