I'm just sittin here and I hear this explosion sound outside.

I look out my window and I see fireworks shooting up and down the street.

Upon further inspection I see two dudes standing about 50 feet apart holding the fireworks and pointing them at each other!

The fireworks keep shooting off, the dudes keep lauging, and some chick yells at them,

"You're drunk!"

Then when the fireworks ran out they busted out laughing and one of em fell over.

Ahh, Madison.

 

Aaahhh.. it's so satisfying when moron's blow each other up so a sane person doesn't have to do it.

 

Yeah we do that every year with roman candles....good times

 

they will soon be on the darwin awards

 

i use to do that with moon travelers out of water bottles h:

 

If I lived in Madison thats exactly what I would be doing.

 

:eh: Mmmmkay.

 

we used to do that but a little farther apart.....i actually remember making a 6 shooter revolving bottle rocket gun. We used to do it every 4th and new years. one time i shot one at some kid and it landed in his knit polyester sweater. the explosion blew a big black hole in the sweater and melted the stuff to his under shirt. hella funny

 

 

:lmfao:

They totally cracked down on fireworks here- harder than drugs...