A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field. Ten years goes by, and one day he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees the little snail sitting on the doormat. The snail says, "What the fuck was that all about?"








:lmfao:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

thats fucking hilarious...































except for snails don't live that long.

 

Hahahaha

 

wow just wow

 

we so fuking think alike. :doh: i just didnt post that last part.h:

 

nor do snails talk

nor do they knock on doors

:doh:

 

soul mates.. :happysad:

 

:nerds:

 

imma tell this joke tomorrow to my class h: