A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to North Dakota.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

 

who the hell goes to North Dakota? :thinking: :dunno:

 

Cowboys and ministers?
:dunno:

 

A priest, a rabbi, and a car salesman all walk into a bar... the bartender says "What is this? Some kind of joke?!"

ba-dum-tssh

 

ert

 

:ugh:

 

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Ohhhhh

 

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks,
"Hey, why the long face?"

Ohhhhh

 

 

Two guys walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have learned.

:exnbp: