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I am not religious and I seldom believe in God, but I think someone is out there to get me and test me to my limits. Seems like I am the one that has to deal with everything going wrong.

Its me who has to get a biopsy done to see if he has cancer or not at the age of 22. And then I have to pay $1000 in medical bills.

Its me who has to loan money because other people are not not smart enough with money that was meant to be mine for college. Hence I am in debt with a $20k loan at the age of 22.

Its me who has to come from a broken home, because my parents decided to seperate right after my brother started college so they could f*ck up my life.

I never got a car until my junior year, but my brother had 3 cars by then. Even then I had to argue and literally beg them to give me a car because climbing hills all day wasn't doing my asthma any good.

Its me who f*cks up the math part in the GREs, and yet I have done exceeding well in math in college.

I am straight edge, yet most of my friends who have morals like strippers are settled with a significant other.

I am attempting to finish college in 3.5 years despite changing my major without having taken summer classes and yet no one seems to recognize my accomplishment.

Its me who has to be a foreign citizen and will get thrown out of the county in December, but my brother sits pretty because he was born here in the US. Heck my whole family are either US citizens by birth or are green card holders, where the f*ck do I go???

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Thats all I think I'll just wait for the next thing to f*ck up in my life. :sad:

 

keep your head up bro... visit your local nudey bar :yumyum:

 

marry a white rich hot chick...that settles everything...they are good in bed (most) tehy have money! (some) their parents will be doctors probably, so cancer is out the door...AND finally u get a nice lil green card for bein her hubby! lol life is settled for you my friend that easy! heheh.

 

times like this you just gotta looks towards the positive and keep living life.

 

you're getting deported?

 

i know how that feels, but only your pain is 100x worse.....but there's always someone else in a worse situation and we're lucky to even have problems like these

 

Yep, unless...

1. I find a job - most companies are skeptical about hiring a foreigner, let alone a Irish guy.

2. Find some chick and get married - I can't get one to date me let alone spend their life with me.

3. Get into grad school - with my GRE score it'll be hard, unless someone realizes scores are just numbers. Also unless I get a free ride I won't be going because it is very expensive.

I could go back to Ireland and find a job, but I don't know anyone there and I haven't been there since I was a year old. Only thing that is great is that I can work anywhere in Europe because I have an EU passport.

 

who says it has to be forever..Theres plenty of idiot women who will do stuff for a guy with an accent..you do have an accent, right?

 

Nope...

 

Well, you could fake one. Theres few americans who could tell the difference between a real accent and a fake one..then after you get some idiot to marry you for your greencard then you can drop it.