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From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a "true story" from Texas.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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From: Grafton, WI.
my dad was too blasted too drive one time so after getting part way back to the cabin so he pulled over and tossed the keys behind the seats. and started to take a nap.
a cop came up and tapped on the glass, i mean my dad was BLASTED, and the guy was like "what are your intentions?"
my dad says hes going to take a little nap there till the morning when hes more fit to drive.
since he had the sense to throw the keys behind him the cop really couldnt mess with him too much, except to give him trouble about where he parked....but he told my dad he was going to sit over the next hill and if my dad moved his truck before morning he was in deep shit.
a cop came up and tapped on the glass, i mean my dad was BLASTED, and the guy was like "what are your intentions?"
my dad says hes going to take a little nap there till the morning when hes more fit to drive.
since he had the sense to throw the keys behind him the cop really couldnt mess with him too much, except to give him trouble about where he parked....but he told my dad he was going to sit over the next hill and if my dad moved his truck before morning he was in deep shit.
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From: GA
A guy that went to my college was too drunk to drive home one night, so when his friends dropped him off at his truck (parked at mall) he decided to spend the night in it. He woke up the next morning, exited the mall parking lot, and was pulled over. The cops jad staked him out all night, and gave him the breathalizer. He felt 100% sober so he thought no big deal. He failed, and got a DUI.