Be Careful What You Wish For!

It was spring in the Old West. The cowboys rode the still
snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon
a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse
reared and the cowboy drew his gun to shoot the snake.


"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot! I'm an
enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you
any three wishes you want."


The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out
of the snake's striking range. He said, "Okay, first, I'd like
to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a body like
Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment
like this horse I'm riding."


The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk
house you'll have all three wishes."


The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed
all the way to the bunkhouse. He dismounted on the run and went
straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror
was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back
and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold
Schwarzenegger's.


Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch
and shouted, "My God, I forgot I was riding the mare!"

 

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hahahahahaha.....

 

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hahaha

 

that's the joke of the day on askmen...

 

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