Some shumucks left their nine and four year olds at home in Hackensack, NJ. The nine year old left in charge of the four year old. So what happens?

The nine year old takes the family SUV for a spin. With the four year old in the truck.

Managed to drive four miles before hitting several cars and an elderly man and finally stoping

All three involved are okay... but the parents are in deep shit.

 

Four miles is pretty impressive...some women at legal driving age can't get that far in their own SUV's without hitting something.

 

lmfao so true man :thumbup:

 

Soccer bitches gossiping on the cellphone

 

women+cellphones+SUVs = deadly combination

 

hmm, when i was 9 my dad already was letting me drive a full sized motorcycle.

 

And look how you turned out. :thumbup:























Just kidding. :slap:

 

hahahaha what a pimping kid. feel bad for all the shit he hit.