that my bro's co-worker was throwing. she was doing some religous thing (don't ask) at her apartment and my bro told me that she had a cute sister so of course i went :naughty:

anyways, eventually it comes to an end and the sister never shows up . so then im forced to mingle with the other peeps there. i meet this 13 year-old chick (she started talking to me h:, i wasn't trying anything funny) and then i meet her mom.

her mom tells me that she got a ticket coming here and blah blah so i asked what car she was driving. she said "oh, just an brand new s500" like it was just a civic or something. then she says she wants to sell it and get a lambo. i asked why she was selling a car she just bought and she said that it was going to the 13 year-old. and to top it off the 13 year-old didn't want to drive a "sedan" to high school cause it is uncool.

i was gonna call bullshit until i was them drive off in the s500



cliff notes: rich people make me mad

 

13 will get ya 500



























years

 

and you didnt invite me? :squint:

 

what state lets 13 year olds drive s500's.
















or anything else, for that matter.