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how your aunt can measure your bamboo tree with your penis

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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 09:31 PM
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lil 1 2002: and with what would i measure? if u say i tape
measure i will kill you
v4lu3s: your penis
lil 1 2002: haha no because my aunt or her friend stole
mines! lol and i've been lookin for my dad's to measure my
bamboo tree lol
v4lu3s: you are sick no wonder you are so weird if you do stuff like
that with your aunt
lil 1 2002: lol
v4lu3s: lol
v4lu3s: sicko
lil 1 2002: huh? how am i wired? what did i do to my aunt?
lil 1 2002: i think u misunderstood me
v4lu3s: well if your aunt has your penis...
v4lu3s: somehting is weird
lil 1 2002: no
lil 1 2002: she had my tape measure
v4lu3s: yes you said it now me
v4lu3s: lolol
lil 1 2002: get it?
v4lu3s: you are scaring me now
lil 1 2002: my aunt was visiting from out of country
lil 1 2002: they had alot of luggage
v4lu3s: uh huh
v4lu3s: and you lost it in there
lil 1 2002: and they had to measure THE LUGGAGE to
make sure it fit
lil 1 2002: and i think she took it
lil 1 2002: lol
lil 1 2002: or her friend
lil 1 2002: cause i cant find it
v4lu3s: and how do you pee without it?
lil 1 2002: and i've been lookin for it to measure my bamboo
tree
lil 1 2002: THE ****IN TAPE MEASURE!
lil 1 2002: haha u are so not gettin me to measure that stuff
now! punk
v4lu3s: you ****ed a tape measure too?
lil 1 2002: your a tool willie heheh
v4lu3s: lol no
v4lu3s: i think you are hahahah
lil 1 2002: lol haha what is this 3rd grade
v4lu3s: i hope not i never tlaked about my penis and my aunt then
and dont now either
lil 1 2002: lol
v4lu3s: detachable penis man
v4lu3s: like king missile
lil 1 2002: lol
v4lu3s: im gonna save this aim
v4lu3s: its too funny
lil 1 2002: shut up
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 09:34 PM
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wned:

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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 09:39 PM
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Originally posted by AKUFC
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lil1 you are a sicko, your aunt has your dingus and you rogered the tape measurer.

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Motion to contiune posting this on every board that he posts on.

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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 09:40 PM
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:screwy:
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 09:41 PM
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Originally posted by Snoopy
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 09:41 PM
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:lmfao:
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 09:43 PM
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:lmao: own3rages
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 10:47 PM
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And no response from King Missile
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 10:52 PM
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damn carlos :wtf: :rofl:
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 11:29 PM
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hahaha ****in alan u dick...lol i didnt know u had posted here haha i knew u ****in willie posted on HS but i wasnt even checkin the board...haha wahtever so he owned me by default...alan u keep runnin your trap and i'm gonna walk you even more at the track next weekend. keep it up speedy!
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