My landlord has a very strict no party policy that he does a great job of not enforcing. He had one of his apartments totally destroyed last year by a bunch of morons who partied each night. I come home and that same apartment has about 50 people going nuts. Its 11:30PM and I have a bloody headache that isn't being helped by my apartment constantly shaking from the noise.

If I call my landlord he'll do nothing. If I call the cops nothing gets done. I wish I had a gattling gun that I could use right now because its starting to really piss me off. I spent all day working my ass off and all I wanna do is sleep, well looks like I'm gonna stare at the tv until they quiet down.

Why the f*ck do you have a no party rule if you can't enforce it.

 

call the cops...
at least theyll come out and give a warning...

 

throw a party and invite han.. well rock the complex down :rockon:

 

*sound of guiness bottle crashing on table*

go get em potatoehead!

 

Shooting rampage will usually discourage parties...

 

Play some Cher. It clears crowds right out.

 

cut the power to the apartment :rick:

 

[pdiddy]don't push me cause i'm close to the edge ... i'm trying not to lose my head, uh huh, uh huh[/pdiddy]

 

why not just ask them to quiet down or else.

 

That's Grand Master Flash buddy.