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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:43 PM
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I was bored in Stat class because my teacher went off on a rant, so I decided to kill time by coming up with a new chick rating system.

The cheap f*ck - ones that wear too much make up and too few clothes. You hear them before you see them, they are always talking on the cell phone and are the ones that ask the retarded questions in class.

The take home - they look cute, not too much make up and wears just the right amount of clothes leaving just enough showing to make you wonder. Usually the ones that sit in the front of the class and always ask the smart questions.

Thats all I had for today, as you can tell boredom has taken a hold of me. h:
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:45 PM
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three new additions: the slut, the dumb bitch, and the ugly hoe. thats it feel feel to elaborate.
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:45 PM
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LOL... only 2? :chuckles: Keep working on it, man.
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:49 PM
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The lesbian: Sometimes has the same mindset as a man, but usualy only in attraction to women. Fairly good taste in clothing. Not overly feminine, though not flannel and boot clad. Still shaves. Tendency to wear makeup. Hairstyle varies from long and flowing, to short but styled.

The dyke: Penis shy of a man. Look for: Blazers ala Don Johnson style, flannel, boots, mullets, unstyled short hair or shaved heads, hair on upper lip, usualy complain about men.

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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:51 PM
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Keep in mind that your whole rating system gets thrown out the window during the "power hour" .........the last hour before bar time! haha It then turns into a whole new game! lol
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:51 PM
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Originally posted by EriksShadow
The lesbian: Sometimes has the same mindset as a man, but usualy only in attraction to women. Fairly good taste in clothing. Not overly feminine, though not flannel and boot clad. Still shaves. Tendency to wear makeup. Hairstyle varies from long and flowing, to short but styled.

The dyke: Penis shy of a man. Look for: Blazers ala Don Johnson style, flannel, boots, mullets, unstyled short hair or shaved heads, hair on upper lip, usualy complain about men.

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There have been some lesbos in school that I didn't even know were lesbos coz they were smoking hot. Too damn bad they weren't bisexual.
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:53 PM
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I've never seen a lesbo with "good" tastes in clothing...but maybe BECAUSE you're point is true...

:thinking: :dunno:
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:56 PM
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OMG... I was driving to the store the other day.. and I saw these two Harley's coming up behind me... We're approaching a red light. As they pull up.. I am witness to one of the most gorgeous sites ever. Two women.. nicley tanned.. both in a sleevless shirt and jeans, each stradeling a Harley. I don't know the name of the helmet style.. but it looks like the old 40's helmets..... or the WWI helmets with the spike on them.. minus the spike.

They caught me staring... and just smiled and winked at me. :goodjob: :jawdrop:

I wish I had my digi on me. :cry:
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:57 PM
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Originally posted by RB
I've never seen a lesbo with "good" tastes in clothing...but maybe BECAUSE you're point is true...

:thinking: :dunno:
I like to think I have very good taste in clothing

But then.. I consider myself a lesbian.. not a dyke.
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 09:59 PM
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Kirkles
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