i start today... i hope i get a shiny badge :wavey:

 

frisk lots of wimmens:naughty:

 

Make sure people respect your authoritayyyyy

 

pwn people with your billy-club or oversized mag-lite flash light

 

Heh... Rent-a-Cop.

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I once wned: a mall security guard by taking his hat while he was busy talking to some girls. He was the resident muscle head.. so.. trying to be all cool.
I swiped his hat from where he had left it... then watched him from my car.. trying to look for it without being obvious. :chuckles:

 

Remember to check your batteries in your flashlight, wouldn't want some punk gettin the best of you because you had no light..

 

Show 'em yer war face. Argh!

 

hahahah.. damn.. all i had to do today was get prints and a background check.. im off now lol.. imma be working an apt complex in taylorsville/west valley area... west valley is the bronx of slc lol... where all the messican gangsta's live

 

first day huh?...tonight is my last :fawk:

 

Make sure you bust all those radio stealing, car thefting mother fawkers out there. I hate them with a passion, and if you want to keep one locked up I saw we beat em' senseless.