out on a 3 mile run for morning PT and i had to stop and run off to the side to shit behind a bush. that's happened a few times actually. let me tell you, running 3 miles with mud butt is NOT COOL.

 

I was walking down one of the less frequented hallways at work and thinking I was alone, ripped a mean, juicy one. As I turned the corner I saw that a lady was walking behind me the whole time and she was about to walk through the area I just sprayed. Pretty sure she smelt it.

 

Slipped and fell in the parking lot a couple weeks ago. It was snowing and I landed right in a muddy patch of snow. Of course, I was wearing Khakis. Had a nice shit-colored stain over most of my butt for the rest of the day.

 

You may have heard this before but when I was lifeguarding in college, my co-worker was talking shit about a girl I was seeing by calling her a hooker. So I replied, joking of course, "speaking of hookers, how's your mom?" So take a wild guess who was standing right behind me and heard what I said......yup. Thank god she was the cool mom that understand how kids joked around. I was mortified though.

 

did you wipe?

 

with what? :hsugh:

 

rag?

 

that's one of my greatest fear, having the mud butt with no toilets close around

 

don't know why I keep accidently locking threads

 

Youre a mod now?