at a coffee place by myself on my laptop
waitress walks up to me
i spill my searing hot coffee onto her left hand as she walks by
she is screaming as loud as she can
time to act
pull out a wrench
beat the living hell out of the guy next to me
tells me his wife is pregnant
"i'm the father now"
he dies crying
waitress is in extreme shock
look her dead in the eye
goat milk
she feasts on the mans corpse
she recites the lyrics of silent night in sign language
music to my ears
people clap to the beat
a round of applause
a round in each of their skulls
mfw she had a college degree in pediatrics

 

wtf?

 

dwight?

 

hahahahhaa wtf?!

 

best thread in a long time

 

mfw?