I asked this guy a month ago if he would mow my lawn for a couple bucks a week. He mows everyone elses in the neighborhood (we have tiny tiny lawns). A week goes by and he still hasn't..finally after two weeks I say f*ck it and go buy my own lawn mower for like 5 bucks at Goodwill.
FINALLY, after my own lawn mower is sitting very obviously in my patch of grass, he mows my lawn. WTF? I have lawn furniture out there and stuff airing out on a clothes line. Can anyone explain what this guy is thinking? Now I own a lawn mower AND feel obligated to give him some money.

 

he "mowed" your "lawn" h:

 

i guess he doesn't like u

 

Kill him and take his mower.

 

call INS :rick:

 

why would you want to rat out a fellow messican? :fawk:

 

Yup..and "lawnmower" is a euphemism as well. In fact, he's in the middle of mowing my lawn..and he's being careful to move the "lawn furniture" as well. :naughty:

 

shiet....... I got my papers, fawk the rest of them

 

Easterners are weird. The people I work with thought I am Mexican.