dubcac

:dunno:

Guy IM'd me last week talking shat...

emm ce face (11:00:30 PM): you = tool
Purespeedintegra (11:00:40 PM): negative
emm ce face (11:01:42 PM): your integra is slow
emm ce face (11:01:54 PM): no pure speed
Purespeedintegra (11:02:09 PM): man you're original
Purespeedintegra (11:02:13 PM): where do you come up with this shit
emm ce face (11:02:37 PM): i have writers
emm ce face (11:04:38 PM): roffle


Then I got on my other s/n to get some info...

bottlejunkey (11:06:08 PM): what up bro
emm ce face (11:06:50 PM): um
bottlejunkey (11:06:56 PM): who is this?
emm ce face (11:07:15 PM): henry
emm ce face (11:07:18 PM): who are you?
bottlejunkey (11:07:22 PM): mike
emm ce face (11:07:35 PM): mike with the nos
bottlejunkey (11:07:47 PM): damn straight
emm ce face (11:08:01 PM): do you like to say NAWZ?
bottlejunkey (11:08:07 PM): no sorry, i'm not gay
emm ce face (11:08:15 PM): ya, me either
bottlejunkey (11:08:21 PM): uhhuh
bottlejunkey (11:08:31 PM): you go on any car message boards?
emm ce face (11:08:53 PM): j-body.org
emm ce face (11:08:56 PM): actually im kidding
bottlejunkey (11:09:02 PM): haha j-body
bottlejunkey (11:09:03 PM): nice
emm ce face (11:09:17 PM): umm, i visit honda-acura.net
bottlejunkey (11:09:24 PM): yea what's your s/n on there?
bottlejunkey (11:09:32 PM): i was gonna laugh if you were really on j-body haha
emm ce face (11:09:43 PM): derek
bottlejunkey (11:10:07 PM): no it's not, i know derek
emm ce face (11:10:35 PM): ya, you got me there
bottlejunkey (11:11:27 PM): do you post in the basement a lot?
bottlejunkey (11:11:34 PM): or stick to the tech side
emm ce face (11:12:05 PM): i just visit checking out other integras
emm ce face (11:12:16 PM): post occasionally in the integra forum
bottlejunkey (11:12:21 PM): yeah
bottlejunkey (11:12:24 PM): i post in there a lot
bottlejunkey (11:12:32 PM): in the basement
emm ce face (11:12:39 PM): whats your username?
bottlejunkey (11:12:45 PM): derek
emm ce face (11:12:57 PM): no it isn't
emm ce face (11:13:07 PM): derek is my man bitch
bottlejunkey (11:13:13 PM): hhahahahaha
bottlejunkey (11:13:16 PM): he's everyone's man bitch
bottlejunkey (11:14:11 PM): what's your username for real
emm ce face (11:15:01 PM): tdesi420
bottlejunkey (11:15:55 PM): i'm dubster99
emm ce face (11:16:34 PM): i see
emm ce face (11:16:40 PM): whos the other guy i messaged?
bottlejunkey (11:16:43 PM): aka
emm ce face (11:16:45 PM): and how did you get username?
bottlejunkey (11:16:46 PM): purespeedintegra
bottlejunkey (11:16:49 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahaha
bottlejunkey (11:16:51 PM): hahahahahahahahahaha
emm ce face (11:16:57 PM): i see
bottlejunkey (11:17:30 PM): so why is it you messaged me trying to talk shit
emm ce face (11:17:56 PM): just bored
emm ce face (11:18:02 PM): i used to drive an integra
bottlejunkey (11:18:06 PM): i see
bottlejunkey (11:19:39 PM): you tried to talk shit to the master bud, wrong move
emm ce face (11:19:49 PM): master? of what?
bottlejunkey (11:19:55 PM): everything
emm ce face (11:20:01 PM): nissan?
bottlejunkey (11:20:11 PM): call it what you want
bottlejunkey (11:21:24 PM): i am your master
emm ce face (11:21:37 PM): neat
emm ce face (11:22:30 PM): i thought i was master
bottlejunkey (11:22:46 PM): you thought you knew, you had no idea
emm ce face (11:23:08 PM): do you know everything about honda?
bottlejunkey (11:23:28 PM): i know everything about honda
bottlejunkey (11:23:32 PM): i know everything about you
bottlejunkey (11:23:37 PM): now bow down to me little girl
emm ce face (11:24:15 PM): what color is my shirt?
bottlejunkey (11:24:22 PM): it's pink
bottlejunkey (11:24:25 PM): gay people wear pink
bottlejunkey (11:24:25 PM): fag
emm ce face (11:24:35 PM): wow, you're right
bottlejunkey (11:24:46 PM): i bet yoolykeme is right on the bed next to you isn't he
emm ce face (11:25:26 PM): you admired his old integra didn't you? was it inspirational for you?
bottlejunkey (11:27:06 PM): very inspirational
bottlejunkey (11:27:13 PM): it was my inspiration of what not to do
bottlejunkey (11:27:24 PM): and inspiration of cars i like to humiliate
bottlejunkey (11:28:46 PM): you are a riceboy aren't you
emm ce face (11:29:02 PM): yes, i drive an insanley riced out civic
bottlejunkey (11:29:21 PM): well judging from the picture of your integra i saw, i wouldn't doubt it
bottlejunkey (11:30:05 PM): altezza lover
emm ce face (11:30:46 PM): my acura emblem is upsdie down too, yO!
bottlejunkey (11:30:50 PM): i know man
bottlejunkey (11:30:54 PM): you are ****in FULL RACE
bottlejunkey (11:30:57 PM): must be for speed
bottlejunkey (11:30:59 PM): and it's RED too
bottlejunkey (11:31:03 PM): like a type R y0
emm ce face (11:31:19 PM): thats the general idea
bottlejunkey (11:31:35 PM): yep, all you fag riceboys are the same
bottlejunkey (11:31:40 PM): all show, all slow
emm ce face (11:31:49 PM): i dont own that integra anymore. my car would shame yours
emm ce face (11:32:00 PM): (not the civic)
bottlejunkey (11:32:11 PM): oh i see, now we're playing the imaginary car game
bottlejunkey (11:32:13 PM): i can play that too
emm ce face (11:33:03 PM): doesn't take much to have a nicer car than an integra
bottlejunkey (11:33:26 PM): especially your integra
emm ce face (11:33:35 PM): jDm TyTe man
bottlejunkey (11:33:48 PM): they must love you over at honda-tech
emm ce face (11:34:04 PM): my tailights are jdm oem
bottlejunkey (11:34:11 PM): right they are
emm ce face (11:34:16 PM): lol
bottlejunkey (11:34:40 PM): so little miss, what car do you *say* you drive now that will humiliate mine
emm ce face (11:35:12 PM): infamous 240sx!1
bottlejunkey (11:35:25 PM): wow
bottlejunkey (11:35:29 PM): you must be fast as shit bro
bottlejunkey (11:35:34 PM): is this ichiro? the noob?
emm ce face (11:35:36 PM): ya
emm ce face (11:35:40 PM): fast
emm ce face (11:35:47 PM): what
bottlejunkey (11:35:59 PM): damn bro, those stock 240's run 11's bone stock
bottlejunkey (11:36:03 PM): you must run 9's by now
emm ce face (11:36:06 PM): fast like jdm man!
bottlejunkey (11:36:09 PM): hell yeah man
bottlejunkey (11:36:13 PM): WASABI JDM!!!!
emm ce face (11:37:05 PM): my car is faster than yours though, and i dont even know how fast your car is
bottlejunkey (11:37:16 PM): spoken like a true riceboy
bottlejunkey (11:37:20 PM): and internet bench racer
bottlejunkey (11:38:06 PM): so, what do you run?
bottlejunkey (11:38:08 PM): high 15's?
bottlejunkey (11:38:10 PM): mid 15's?
emm ce face (11:38:24 PM): beats me, never been to a strip
bottlejunkey (11:38:28 PM): wow
bottlejunkey (11:38:33 PM): too fast for the strip huh
bottlejunkey (11:38:34 PM): me too
emm ce face (11:38:48 PM): high 13's my friend runs, same motor. no mods
bottlejunkey (11:38:58 PM): wow man
emm ce face (11:39:02 PM): well, boost control
bottlejunkey (11:39:02 PM): high 13's is fast as ****
bottlejunkey (11:39:07 PM): you have lots of room to talk shit
bottlejunkey (11:39:10 PM): if you run 13's
emm ce face (11:39:35 PM): i dont run anything cause ive never been to a track you tool
emm ce face (11:39:40 PM): and i have some mods
bottlejunkey (11:39:43 PM): wow
bottlejunkey (11:39:45 PM): like what
bottlejunkey (11:39:46 PM): intake
bottlejunkey (11:39:48 PM): altezzas
emm ce face (11:40:10 PM): altezzas only for honda boy. they dont make em for 240sx
bottlejunkey (11:40:21 PM): i bet riceboys like you can call up APC and get some made
bottlejunkey (11:41:11 PM): oh wait
emm ce face (11:41:14 PM): or i can make my own out of office light fixtures dAwg!
bottlejunkey (11:41:14 PM): you just get tail light covers
bottlejunkey (11:41:24 PM): yeah sounds like a typical riceboy
bottlejunkey (11:41:29 PM): always the innovators of style
bottlejunkey (11:41:37 PM): your car must be PHat
bottlejunkey (11:41:38 PM): y0
emm ce face (11:41:39 PM): g2 integra tails will fit, but im not that retarded
bottlejunkey (11:41:51 PM): i think you are, you should get some g2 altezzas
emm ce face (11:42:05 PM): ya, i'll place my order tomorrow
bottlejunkey (11:42:09 PM): good work
emm ce face (11:42:28 PM): the lightweight taiwanese materials will make my car faster
bottlejunkey (11:42:39 PM): you know it
emm ce face (11:42:54 PM): or maybe i could take them off. would look like rice from a distance
emm ce face (11:42:58 PM): be even faster
bottlejunkey (11:43:04 PM): aerodynamics bro
bottlejunkey (11:43:05 PM): you're thinkin
bottlejunkey (11:43:13 PM): maybe you'll really run 13's that way
bottlejunkey (11:43:15 PM): buuuuuuuuut i doubt it
emm ce face (11:44:25 PM): turn boost up on sr motor and make 230-250 RWHP at safe boost
emm ce face (11:44:28 PM): boost > honda
bottlejunkey (11:44:42 PM): thats what you think riceboy
bottlejunkey (11:44:55 PM): i bet you still have your integra
emm ce face (11:44:58 PM): but you honda boy, you not know about nissan
bottlejunkey (11:44:59 PM): dreaming of a 240
bottlejunkey (11:45:07 PM): damn you sound like a FOB
bottlejunkey (11:45:14 PM): you must be JDM tyte y0
emm ce face (11:45:47 PM): i came to california from taiwan
bottlejunkey (11:47:27 PM): so are you like johnny tran with your sr20 motors in your civics
emm ce face (11:47:46 PM): whos that?
bottlejunkey (11:47:51 PM): you tell me
bottlejunkey (11:47:53 PM): he's your friend
emm ce face (11:48:00 PM): some nissan wannabe?
bottlejunkey (11:48:07 PM): yep, a lot like you
emm ce face (11:48:54 PM): ya, i actually have a nissan badge on my 79 civic type R
bottlejunkey (11:49:02 PM): yeah
bottlejunkey (11:49:07 PM): you got pistons in your rotary
bottlejunkey (11:49:10 PM): headers on your turbo
bottlejunkey (11:49:41 PM): you got a GTR badge on your 240
emm ce face (11:49:44 PM): and sparkplugs in my diesel civic!
bottlejunkey (11:49:45 PM): VSPEC
bottlejunkey (11:50:05 PM): SOHC VTEC sticker
emm ce face (11:50:16 PM): ya, i have that
bottlejunkey (11:50:17 PM): fast bro
bottlejunkey (11:50:19 PM): fast as ****...
emm ce face (11:50:27 PM): on my civic but its a stock motor
bottlejunkey (11:50:38 PM): its probably faster than your 240
emm ce face (11:50:40 PM): non vtec dawg
bottlejunkey (11:50:47 PM): yeah dawg
bottlejunkey (11:51:21 PM): i got a guy you'd like on HA.net
bottlejunkey (11:51:24 PM): his name is Ichiro
bottlejunkey (11:51:30 PM): he claims his stock ass 240 is the shit too
bottlejunkey (11:51:32 PM): he acts a lot like you
emm ce face (11:51:35 PM): never heard of him
bottlejunkey (11:51:36 PM): has a ricey civic
emm ce face (11:51:59 PM): wow, just like me
bottlejunkey (11:52:02 PM): yep
emm ce face (11:52:04 PM): does it have a type r banner?
bottlejunkey (11:52:09 PM): oh hell yeah
emm ce face (11:52:30 PM): does it have a pepsi bottle on the dash to simulate nitrous?
bottlejunkey (11:52:38 PM): yup
bottlejunkey (11:52:44 PM): i bet you have fire extinguishers too
emm ce face (11:52:45 PM): TYTE!
bottlejunkey (11:52:46 PM): just in case
bottlejunkey (11:52:56 PM): PVC roll cage
emm ce face (11:53:02 PM): ya, old honda motor might catch fire
emm ce face (11:54:27 PM): his civic says FOB on the back
emm ce face (11:54:30 PM): thats tyte
bottlejunkey (11:55:08 PM): hell yeah
bottlejunkey (11:55:12 PM): almost as tyte as your shit bro
emm ce face (11:55:26 PM): almost, but nothing touches my rice
emm ce face (11:55:29 PM): im the king of rice
bottlejunkey (11:55:30 PM): nope
bottlejunkey (11:55:40 PM): nothing touches your high 13's (really 14's) either
bottlejunkey (11:58:42 PM): awwww now you had to go be a baby and warn me
bottlejunkey (11:58:43 PM): wow
bottlejunkey (11:58:48 PM): big girl now
emm ce face (11:58:49 PM): hahaha
bottlejunkey (11:59:02 PM): what mommy didn't put you to bed yet?
emm ce face (11:59:05 PM): i enjoy being humored by tools
bottlejunkey (11:59:06 PM): or did you sneak up
bottlejunkey (11:59:18 PM): ha ha he he ho ho
bottlejunkey (11:59:35 PM): emm ce face huh
bottlejunkey (11:59:38 PM): you rap yo?
bottlejunkey (11:59:42 PM): you wanna be the next Jin huh
bottlejunkey (11:59:45 PM): you think you're tight like him
emm ce face (11:59:59 PM): ya, im tyte
bottlejunkey (12:00:08 AM): i bet that's what your boyfriend yoolykeme says
emm ce face (12:01:07 AM): no, my ass is loose. i put my turbo up there
bottlejunkey (12:01:28 AM): ahh i see
bottlejunkey (12:01:31 AM): you've called on tyrone before
emm ce face (12:01:54 AM): what
bottlejunkey (12:02:02 AM): admit it, you liked it
bottlejunkey (12:02:07 AM): you couldn't get enough
emm ce face (12:02:20 AM): ya, i liked the feeling the blow off valve gave me
emm ce face (12:02:26 AM): tickled my prostate yo!
bottlejunkey (12:02:38 AM): how'd the gerbil feel about that
bottlejunkey (12:03:20 AM): did he feel unwanted
emm ce face (12:03:26 AM): ya
bottlejunkey (12:03:32 AM): yea
bottlejunkey (12:03:34 AM): all you fags are the same
emm ce face (12:03:56 AM): probably
bottlejunkey (12:06:12 AM): you like talking shit from the other side of the country don't you
bottlejunkey (12:06:25 AM): does it make you feel powerful
emm ce face (12:07:57 AM): what
bottlejunkey (12:08:21 AM): e thug y0
emm ce face (12:08:43 AM): i dont claim to be ethug
bottlejunkey (12:08:49 AM): i bet you think you are
emm ce face (12:09:07 AM): no, im just having fun messing around thats all
bottlejunkey (12:09:14 AM): a real wanksta
emm ce face (12:09:23 AM): whats that?
bottlejunkey (12:09:33 AM): you
bottlejunkey (12:09:51 AM): think you're a gangsta
bottlejunkey (12:09:55 AM): but you never popped nothin
emm ce face (12:09:59 AM): no i dont
bottlejunkey (12:10:02 AM): wanksta
emm ce face (12:10:09 AM): ive popped popcorn yo!
bottlejunkey (12:10:49 AM): damn bro
bottlejunkey (12:10:51 AM): you're hardcore
bottlejunkey (12:10:57 AM): i bet you're a hardcore street racer too
emm ce face (12:11:10 AM): no, street racing gay
bottlejunkey (12:11:21 AM): oh
bottlejunkey (12:11:26 AM): so youre too fast for the street too
bottlejunkey (12:11:31 AM): are you too fast for a road course?
emm ce face (12:11:47 AM): im too smart for the street
emm ce face (12:12:01 AM): my car belongs on road corse, unlike civic
bottlejunkey (12:12:16 AM): i bet i could spank you on a road course
bottlejunkey (12:12:19 AM): with a stock civic
emm ce face (12:12:50 AM): si?
bottlejunkey (12:13:02 AM): i was thinking a VX maybe
bottlejunkey (12:13:11 AM): VTEC-E
bottlejunkey (12:13:13 AM): and everything
bottlejunkey (12:13:24 AM): or maybe a CVCC
emm ce face (12:13:38 AM): vtec? damn, i might as well forfit
bottlejunkey (12:14:10 AM): yeah, wouldn't want you to drift your fast as shit 240 into the wall
emm ce face (12:15:00 AM): my 240 cant drift
emm ce face (12:15:06 AM): its all stock suspension
emm ce face (12:15:19 AM): maybe i need a GTR banner
bottlejunkey (12:15:21 AM): oh wow that's tight
bottlejunkey (12:15:21 AM): yeah
bottlejunkey (12:15:29 AM): you should cut your springs y0
bottlejunkey (12:15:31 AM): then you can road race
emm ce face (12:16:05 AM): ya good idea
bottlejunkey (12:17:21 AM): yeah man
bottlejunkey (12:17:30 AM): your stock suspension 240 is track ready though
bottlejunkey (12:17:35 AM): i bet that suspension is tyte
emm ce face (12:17:53 AM): more better suited than an integra
emm ce face (12:17:57 AM): at least i have power
bottlejunkey (12:18:04 AM): hahaha
bottlejunkey (12:18:07 AM): i will own you silly girl
emm ce face (12:18:27 AM): whats your whp?
emm ce face (12:18:36 AM): wtq? 50?
bottlejunkey (12:18:41 AM): yeah somewhere around there
bottlejunkey (12:18:47 AM): just enough to leave you behind
emm ce face (12:22:11 AM): ya, well the vtec
emm ce face (12:22:32 AM): when that kicks in, it throws out the balance in the universe
emm ce face (12:22:32 AM): weird things happen
bottlejunkey (12:22:45 AM): nah i don't need vtec
emm ce face (12:23:08 AM): you have a botton to disingage?
bottlejunkey (12:23:31 AM): silly girl
bottlejunkey (12:23:34 AM): i don't have vtec
emm ce face (12:25:12 AM): how would i install vtec on my 240?
bottlejunkey (12:25:32 AM): just get a button that says VTEC on it
emm ce face (12:25:53 AM): how does it work?
bottlejunkey (12:26:04 AM): wire up an injector and a spark plug in your exhaust, press the vtec button, and it will spit a flame out the back
bottlejunkey (12:26:08 AM): like thrust on a space shuttle
emm ce face (12:26:42 AM): eek
emm ce face (12:32:30 AM): well, youve given me a laugh or two. i love tools like you. im sure your not a tool, but fun none the less
bottlejunkey (12:32:49 AM): tools like you make the world go round:-P
emm ce face (12:32:55 AM): im actually black and drive a 85 prelude automatic, im not tyte at all
bottlejunkey (12:33:03 AM): yeah i knew it all along
emm ce face signed off at 12:33:19 AM.



Hmm...used to have a black integra with altezzas...now has a 240...sounds like him....

AlphaIntegra

it would appear that he owns a S13 coupe, i own an S14

RB

and?


man for a bunch of OGs this is pretty dumb. Get over him and move on.

AlphaIntegra

i have to agree. im OG too. i was on HAN a long time ago!

Tirod

:uhhok: :thumbup:

RB

Ok maybe I stand corrected...just knock it off.

dubcac

See :db:

Derek

why was my name used? :squint:


























I'm not an assclown :fawk:

AlphaIntegra

im guessing because you're a man bitch. whatever that might be

azn_redneck

Not nice. :nono: If you act like a fucktard, you will get flamed for everything you say. So just stop please.