I was on my way to work in the morning when I notice this El Camino directly on my bumper. I can't even see his headlights or the first half of his hood! :wtf:...He was so close and came out of no where, I immediatly switched lanes. This **** drives just fast enough to top my speed and drives past looking at me all gay and shit. Dunno...I think the queer hick had a eye for me :ugh:

BTW it had a huge :ghey: vinyl chevy bow tie on the rear windshield.

:down:

 

Best to not let him rear end you (your car, not you, but that would suck to). He probably gots no insurance.

 

pennies

 

j/k I don't recommend throwing shtuff out the window. I do like to let off the gas until I'm going really slow.

 

that happens here alot, i always fear for my car

 

toss up a snapple bottle and give him a :down:

 

i usually slam on my brakes....

like the other day i was doing 95 and accelerating when this fawking f150 gets on my ass and starts flashing his brights for me to move. first of all, i know your shit aint gonna do much over 100, so why the hell are you pressuring me, second of all, jesus christ, im doing 95 fawking mph!!!

 

I slowly apply the brakes, just enough at first to where they think im just slowing down, but I KEEP pressing it til I'm going 15-20 below, meanwhile maintaining eye contact through my rearview mirror.

75% of the time they get a hint.

 

I downshift

 

He would have hit me. I could barely see this guys hood.