Beside the fact that this whole subject is morally wrong, you're in prison to be punished, not make friends, this is some funny stuff.
this is what I hear when I read them:

"I am unfairly sentenced to 5 consecutive life sentences under California's 3 strikes law. I feel the 7 of the people should not be counted as they are from when i was a juvenile. Most of my convictions were on circumstantial evidence. Just because the other bodies were in the same room with bodies containing physical evidence does not mean I killed the others."

I am a Libra and I love cooking, hiking, swimming, kayaking and playing tennis. I am looking for a goddess I can cherish who eventually is looking for marriage to a kind considerate soul. I am tired of masturbating and deserately want conjugal visits.I learned to respect women from the lessons my mother and grandmother taught me. They'd tell you what a great guy I am themselves but they were the 4th and 5th people I murdered right before I stole all their money and jewelery to sell for my crack habit. "

 

I am a sick and twisted person

But I keep that in the privacy of my own home

this site is wrong

somebody hack it or something

btw, I think this should of been put in the original thread

 

"dear sir,

Too bad for you cuz your ass is locked up in fawking prison, HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

signed,

some hot chick playing with her boobs and thinking of free men"

 

Dear Mr. Catcher

Does Big Black Bubba make your anus hurt? I'm sorry, maybe you shouldnt of killed all those people. I'll send you a tube of KY so Big Black Bubba's Big Brown Cigar doesnt hurt so much

Love
Grandma

 

This site seriously isn't a joke? Sounds like bonzaikitty.com to me.

 

It's serious. That Susan Smith loser had an add on it. That's what's getting it al lthe attention suddenly. She likes Mickey Mouse and the beach..I'll bet her kids did too.

 

"i like long walks on the beach... mickey mouse... drowning my children..."