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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 06:15 AM
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I'm laying in the dentist's chair and i feel a massive booger hanging at the tip of the nostril while he's working on me.

I'm out and about and I have the bubblies and there is no bathroom within 30 minutes of where I'm at.
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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 06:16 AM
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where are you in a field?
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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 06:21 AM
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I hate it when...

I just get done with a shower and have to take a shit.
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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 07:16 AM
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Nothing happens all day at work and then a bunch of people e-mail/call me with problems at 4:30pm...
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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 07:18 AM
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i hate it when i get the bubbles at a bar and the bathroom stalls have no doors on them.
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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by k3ifers
where are you in a field?
No, just no easily accessible bathrooms
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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 09:55 AM
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LOLz, I pictured your woman working on your grill with a massive boner
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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 10:01 AM
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I poop, finish wiping, then poop again
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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 10:13 AM
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LOLz, I pictured your woman working on your grill with a massive boner
wtfsexualfantasyisthis?
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Old Dec 16, 2011 | 11:12 AM
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LOLOL I just reread it. I thought it said your dentist had a massive boner near your nostril.

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