why the hell are we still pussy footin around over there?

WHy dont we just take over and open up KFC's and StarBucks in every village.

Lets look briefly at this little america, it was created by free american slaves, there capital is named after a US president, the flay is designed with major inspiration from the US Flag

They eat pancakes and donuts for breakfast, they have a southern american accent, and they WANT the US to take over and help them...

Cus its sucks that there big economy comes from Carnival Cruises