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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 07:54 AM
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Originally posted by rich
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porn has desensitized me :happysad:

it's the roids. they shrink your balls :rick:
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 07:55 AM
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they also made me bald :sad:
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 08:25 AM
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Originally posted by Morpheus
I try to avoid it, I think the best porno isn't nearly as good as just being around and talking with a somewhat attractive girl.
But if you try and pull it out in front of said girl and rub one off, she might slap you.

Porn is loyal. It will never slap you, or nag, or make you do something you don't want to.
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 08:30 AM
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Originally posted by JGordon
But if you try and pull it out in front of said girl and rub one off, she might slap you.

Porn is loyal. It will never slap you, or nag, or make you do something you don't want to.
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and porn doesn't ask for a huge engagement ring every 10 minutes either
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 08:31 AM
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Originally posted by /^Blackmagik^\
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and porn doesn't ask for a huge engagement ring every 10 minutes either
:rofl:

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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 08:52 AM
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Originally posted by /^Blackmagik^\
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and porn doesn't ask for a huge engagement ring every 10 minutes either
plus porn never ages, just think of a girl you wanna **** or get married to 75 years from now

good god... knee socks peeled down over big verecous(sp) veins, swivel hip, Gym sock titties.. the kind you can tittie fuk with just one tit(just spin it around a few few time and have at it), colostomy bag swingin off of her, pirate-war-torn-beaver-look-like-someone-kicked-a-hole-in-the-side-of-rotting-hog-carcass, bald spots, bed sores...


Oh yeah..... thats sexy, wanna **** that like a 3-legged dog with a itchy belly:barf:

now a porn vid....the chick on the video never ages in the vid
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 08:54 AM
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also, porn doesnt wanna cuddle after :chuckles:
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 08:55 AM
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Originally posted by spankaveli
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:lmfao: she's at work right now. i'm sure i'll be in the doghouse for that one.. oh well
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 08:57 AM
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Porn is the friggin SHIT! i lub it! h:
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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 09:00 AM
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VT has some lovely ladies....i wont need pron soon
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