So Deek was seeing this chick for a while...
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So Deek was seeing this chick for a while...
..and he was holding back on making any sexual advances for a while because he was nervous about his below average penis size.
One day, when they were making out it his 4-wheeler, he decided to make his move. He unzipped his pants and guided her hand down to his crotch.
Then she said "No thanks, Deek, you know I don't smoke."
One day, when they were making out it his 4-wheeler, he decided to make his move. He unzipped his pants and guided her hand down to his crotch.
Then she said "No thanks, Deek, you know I don't smoke."
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Sorry, Deek...I had to do it 'cause you're always talking about your 2.5 incher. 
h: I could've just as easily substituted my name...but I didn't think it would be as funny.
BTW...that was a joke in Maxim this month.
h: I could've just as easily substituted my name...but I didn't think it would be as funny.BTW...that was a joke in Maxim this month.
