pissed me off, couldnt figure out why.

friggin hour after we get her in i hear all this nonsense on the front lawn...go over there and there are two cats fighting on the front porch.

kinda pissed me off cuz thats why audrey wnated out, so i told them to get the fawk off my lawn, but they didnt, they just crawled in the bushes and spat and growled more. well thats bs. i woke steph up and here and the three animals stared out the front door for a while.

well taht got boring cuz the cats kept fighting, well im not listening to that, i gathered up audrey so she wouldnt get out again, and let my labradors out. molly, (special ed) ran to the front lawn and started pissing :doh: the other one jammed his face in the bush where all the commotion was ( :doh: :doh: ). anyway after a few seconds he runs around the west side of my house and molly finishes wizzing and gives chase as well.

few seconds later steph is freaking out, first mad that i let her dogs out, second now that theyve dissapeared. abotu 15 secs pass and this black streak comes down the driveway with a clattering.

straight across the street goes a black cat and my black lab, ben, he wont listen for shit at this point, he wants to fawk with the cat. he chases it around my neighbors garage for a bit till he gets bored, than stands in their driveway blinking at me and wagging his tail.

i call him and molly home and he comes back, but mollys been gone for a bit and i cant find her. i call her a few more times and realize shes at the backdoor cuz she thinks thats where i am, (remember, retarded). anyway i let them in and they got a drink, but the cats are growling at each other outside again :doh:

 

:rofl:

 

so throw rocks at them

 

shoot those fuckers

 

i would love to send tek out to scare some cats away but most cats are bigger than he is h:

 

actually i like cats, and i assumed ben would do the least damage to them, which he did, while still breaking up their fight.

 

:thumbup: take the hose to them

 

wned: by animals.