You're at some store, say Starbucks.

You see a girl sitting at a table so you order and then position yourself to check her out.

but as you maneuver she changes her seating position so you can't check her out!


or you check her out and she is butter faced :ugh:

 

um, arent you like married or some ish?

 

:werd: =/

 

:blocked:

 

i have a gf.

are you telling me you don't check out other girls fuji?

 

it's not like i'm trying to get in their pants or anything.

i look at nice cars when it drives by. when i think i see a hot girl I look for the best possible position to check her out in, that is all h:

 

does the M get jealous? h:

 

when you notice a car in your peripheral and turn to look and it turns away.. thats still :blocked: lol

 

that sucks, i hate that, or whats even worse is when she moves and her fat uglky friend sits there. Then your in direct line to see her :eww: You know that everyot chick has an ugly friend they hang out with. It makes them look even hotter

 

well to answer you rick, ill tell YOU what i tell HER...

"just cuz im chained to the porch doesn't mean i can't bark at a few cars"