A cop at my door...
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A cop at my door...
...just a minute ago. I'm high as hell and have shit laying all over...WORST possible timing. I'm paranoid as hell, hiding my shit all over the place...for like 5 full minutes :doh:...
I drop some visine and head down stairs :ugh:..."Hi I'm officer Dan. Are you the owner of a White Honda Civic?" "yeah?"...I'm all studdering and shit...my eyes are still probably red as fire and glazed like this dudes ****ing donut..."The gas station you were just at..."
"yeah?"
"you got some gas and just...drove off....you didn't pay."
"what the hell?? I paid it! I gave him the credit card and told him its for the white Honda" (Its all pre-pay in milwaukee)
"I'm gonna need you to come with me so we can straighten this out..."
I realize I got the reciept in my pocket...the cop is all appoligetic...tells me "well I don't think you need to come with me now"
"yeah I don't think so either" and I walk away...:doh:
stupid people :down:
I drop some visine and head down stairs :ugh:..."Hi I'm officer Dan. Are you the owner of a White Honda Civic?" "yeah?"...I'm all studdering and shit...my eyes are still probably red as fire and glazed like this dudes ****ing donut..."The gas station you were just at..."
"yeah?"
"you got some gas and just...drove off....you didn't pay."
"what the hell?? I paid it! I gave him the credit card and told him its for the white Honda" (Its all pre-pay in milwaukee)
"I'm gonna need you to come with me so we can straighten this out..."
I realize I got the reciept in my pocket...the cop is all appoligetic...tells me "well I don't think you need to come with me now"
"yeah I don't think so either" and I walk away...:doh:
stupid people :down: