Some Italian guy tried to sell me a Gucci Jacket today in a parking lot
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Some Italian guy tried to sell me a Gucci Jacket today in a parking lot
So I was parking today at the drug store, when some guy parked next to me in a blue Cherokee. In a rough Italian-English accent, he tried to sell me something...
him: scuzi, youa speaka italiano?
me: no, sorry.
him: you filipino right?
me: yeah...why?
him: my wife, she filipina (proceeds to show me a pic. can you say mail order?)
me: oh ok...
him: well i am italiano (shows me passport) and i am (insert italian word here) going back to italy tonight
me: ok... (this is suspicious. he's gonna sell me something)
him: (shows me his card and speaks some more italian) sorry my english is not so good... thirty-two percent.
me: ahhh it's alright man.
him: you know gucci right? well i have with me a gucci jacket, but (insert more italian here) i can't bring back to italy because of tax
me: ok... yeah... uh huh...
him: well i can assure you i have no problem with money (shows me a wad of $100 bills... now i'm thinking drug dealer) but it's more of a matter of time than money because my flight leaves tonight.
me: sorry, i have no money right now... i'm just supposed to buy something at the drug store. have a nice day sir.
him: ok well goodbye.
Maybe the jacket had drugs in it or something...
him: scuzi, youa speaka italiano?
me: no, sorry.
him: you filipino right?
me: yeah...why?
him: my wife, she filipina (proceeds to show me a pic. can you say mail order?)
me: oh ok...
him: well i am italiano (shows me passport) and i am (insert italian word here) going back to italy tonight
me: ok... (this is suspicious. he's gonna sell me something)
him: (shows me his card and speaks some more italian) sorry my english is not so good... thirty-two percent.
me: ahhh it's alright man.
him: you know gucci right? well i have with me a gucci jacket, but (insert more italian here) i can't bring back to italy because of tax
me: ok... yeah... uh huh...
him: well i can assure you i have no problem with money (shows me a wad of $100 bills... now i'm thinking drug dealer) but it's more of a matter of time than money because my flight leaves tonight.
me: sorry, i have no money right now... i'm just supposed to buy something at the drug store. have a nice day sir.
him: ok well goodbye.
Maybe the jacket had drugs in it or something...
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oh my god!! same thing happen to me, in the bank parking lot!! he asked me directions on how to get to SFO, said he worked with some italian designer i think gucchy or something, was driving a white van! i think and he was tryin to sell me 2 jackets worth 500 for 200, just for helpin him find the airport! lol
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Originally posted by lil_1_2002
oh my god!! same thing happen to me, in the bank parking lot!! he asked me directions on how to get to SFO, said he worked with some italian designer i think gucchy or something, was driving a white van! i think and he was tryin to sell me 2 jackets worth 500 for 200, just for helpin him find the airport! lol
oh my god!! same thing happen to me, in the bank parking lot!! he asked me directions on how to get to SFO, said he worked with some italian designer i think gucchy or something, was driving a white van! i think and he was tryin to sell me 2 jackets worth 500 for 200, just for helpin him find the airport! lol
GUCCHY?????????????????
do you live in a hole???
my friend got some gucci sunglasses on her cruise, she lets me wear them so i can feel like a baller
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Originally posted by lil_1_2002
oh my god!! same thing happen to me, in the bank parking lot!! he asked me directions on how to get to SFO, said he worked with some italian designer i think gucchy or something, was driving a white van! i think and he was tryin to sell me 2 jackets worth 500 for 200, just for helpin him find the airport! lol
oh my god!! same thing happen to me, in the bank parking lot!! he asked me directions on how to get to SFO, said he worked with some italian designer i think gucchy or something, was driving a white van! i think and he was tryin to sell me 2 jackets worth 500 for 200, just for helpin him find the airport! lol
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