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Whats your best pick up line?

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Old Jul 13, 2003 | 07:05 PM
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My penis is on fire....would you suck out the flame?
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Old Jul 13, 2003 | 07:11 PM
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i'm gonna try that penis on fire line next weekend.....i just luv the look on there face when u come off with some stupidass wack p/u lines
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Old Jul 13, 2003 | 07:37 PM
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i just walk around naked....works everytime
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Old Jul 13, 2003 | 07:39 PM
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is your mom a terrorist cause youre tha bomb :thumbup:


your dad must be a baker cause you got hot buns :thumbup:


you must of come from the skies cause i see thunder in your thighs :thumbup:


nice shoes..
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Old Jul 13, 2003 | 07:40 PM
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Default Re: Whats your best pick up line?
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are your mom and dad retarted?....because you seem like a special girl.....
oh dear god if i heard that i would run.

hmm... my favorite is um... "hi" LOL
sorry not creative tonight
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Old Jul 13, 2003 | 08:42 PM
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how you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized?
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Old Jul 14, 2003 | 05:20 AM
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Originally posted by Killer_Demo
how you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized?
lol
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Old Jul 14, 2003 | 05:47 AM
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Hey sweetheart, grab me another beer
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Old Jul 14, 2003 | 07:02 AM
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I dont want relationship, I just want BANG BANG BANG:thumbup:
I dont want to know your name, I just want BANG BANG BANG

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I dont like you, I just wanna **** you, then **** you over
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Old Jul 14, 2003 | 09:08 AM
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Default Re: Whats your best pick up line?
Originally posted by Of17
are your mom and dad retarted?....because you seem like a special girl.....
:lmao: that's a good one!!!


here's one.. requires a little work..

ask: "would you rather suck a pig's nose or kiss a bunny in between the ears?"

response: if they had any sense, they would pick the second one.

then pull out your pockets and say, "start kissing"
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