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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:25 PM
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my ex boyfriend is outside in my yard. i cannot leave my house, or even venture downstairs.





he needs to go away, or else my temptations will give in and i will do him some serious bodily harm.
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:26 PM
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call the police or turn on the sprinkler
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:26 PM
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bad bodily harm?
if so hire some goons
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:27 PM
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shoo him away
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:28 PM
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if i'm close enough to shoo him away, i'm close enough to break his nose. i will probably pick the latter.
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:30 PM
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go take a poop on your front lawn right in front of him and ask if he has any toilet paper. he prolly won't like you after that.
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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got any mad dogs around u can release?
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:33 PM
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yea call the police, and say its rape. $$$$
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:36 PM
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he's underneath my window, and i can't do anything about it, he's here to help my friend work on the yard. so my mom seizes the opportunity to talk to him (of course, not about me, but what she wants to do with the landscaping)


can't he just die and go away???????
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 02:36 PM
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In your yard? Demand he leave. Private property.

edit: oh... he's not there to see you. nevermind
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