So glad this is a short week. Saints vs. Packers tomorrow night so i'm going to a cousins house for some drinks and watch the game. Still deciding if I'm going to a Journey's concert or go to my wife's bday party this saturday. Sunday is all day football. Looking like a good weekend.

and first image i jelqed to was some cheesy bikini car wash movie on cable tv when I was 15. Yes I was a late starter

 

I dunno, something in the spank bank. Most frequent fodder was the victoria's secret catalog

 

Sears catalog bra and panties section. Now I jerk to the tools section. Is that weird?

 

Jelq'd to? I guess it was TeggerLS's jelq thread.

 

Cannot recall. Go Packers.

 

Probably a Victoria's Secret or some undies catalog. Then I bought two Playboys from a buddy for $30 (one from 1979 and the 1990 or 92 Pamela Anderson issue, before her fake boobs) and was living the highlife.

Edit -- I was 12, and didn't know what the hell I was doing to myself. This Abstruse Goose comic represents my first "Jelquing" experience pretty well.

 

had monday off, but it's my six day work week, so it still works out to a five day work week and i have to work saturday.

seeing chris tucker on friday night.

 

my first jelq was to some ppv static where i could see boobies in between.

 

Picture from a porno mag of a girl riding cowgirl. I was 12

 

:stupid:

those were the glory days