how would you get revenge?
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how would you get revenge?
stole this from another forum:
Go buy two boxes of cereal, some milk, a can of rubber cement, a USPS flat rate shipping box, and 5-6 tubes of superglue. After you've got your items, let the milk sit outside for a week, then start your project.
Remove the cereal bag from the box, grab a razor blade and cut a vertical slice down the center of one bag on the side that doesn't have the seam running down the center, then empty all the contents out.
Insert dog shit/horse shit/your own shit into the bag.
Pour some rotten milk in it to keep it all fresh because poo has the tendency to dry out.
Take the second bag and slice vertically down each side so that you've got two halves of the bag. You're going to keep the side of the bag that doesn't have a seam running down the middle and discard the remaining side. Now that you've got your bag half, slice off the top/bottom portions that have the vacuum sealing sections on them so that it's flat.
Put rubber cement all over one side of your half bag and then glue it to the milky poo bag to seal the slice that you cut into it earlier. Lightly coat the outside edges, but heavily coat the center section that covers up the slashed area.
Take your flat rate shipping box and cut about 3/8" of material off the bottom four corners of the box. The idea is to have a small hole in each corner of the box.
Lay a heavy coat of superglue all over the bottom of the shipping box, then quickly place the stinky poo milk bag on top of the glue with the rubber cemented side down.
Get crumpled up newspaper or some foam and use it to keep positive pressure on the top of the bag to prevent excessive movement that could spring a leak, then close the box.
Use ONE layer of tape to close the top of the box.
Use MULTIPLE layers of tape to seal the bottom and sides, but do not tape the corners.
Print up some fake return address and whatever name you want + her address on the recipient section. Triple bag the package and toss it in your trunk, then drive around town for a few days to make it look a little bit beat up. When you feel like the package looks like it has travelled as far as the return address you printed up, go over to her house when she's not there and leave it on her porch.
When she gets the package, she's going to open it up by the side that looks easiest to cut through which will be the side with the single layer of tape. When she pulls the bag out of the box it'll tear the rubber cemented side off, unleashing the contents. If she pulls it out fast enough she'll spill the shit all over herself. If she pulls it out slow and figures out what's happening then she'll still have to deal with the shit pouring out of the box corners. Either way, you win.
Go buy two boxes of cereal, some milk, a can of rubber cement, a USPS flat rate shipping box, and 5-6 tubes of superglue. After you've got your items, let the milk sit outside for a week, then start your project.
Remove the cereal bag from the box, grab a razor blade and cut a vertical slice down the center of one bag on the side that doesn't have the seam running down the center, then empty all the contents out.
Insert dog shit/horse shit/your own shit into the bag.
Pour some rotten milk in it to keep it all fresh because poo has the tendency to dry out.
Take the second bag and slice vertically down each side so that you've got two halves of the bag. You're going to keep the side of the bag that doesn't have a seam running down the middle and discard the remaining side. Now that you've got your bag half, slice off the top/bottom portions that have the vacuum sealing sections on them so that it's flat.
Put rubber cement all over one side of your half bag and then glue it to the milky poo bag to seal the slice that you cut into it earlier. Lightly coat the outside edges, but heavily coat the center section that covers up the slashed area.
Take your flat rate shipping box and cut about 3/8" of material off the bottom four corners of the box. The idea is to have a small hole in each corner of the box.
Lay a heavy coat of superglue all over the bottom of the shipping box, then quickly place the stinky poo milk bag on top of the glue with the rubber cemented side down.
Get crumpled up newspaper or some foam and use it to keep positive pressure on the top of the bag to prevent excessive movement that could spring a leak, then close the box.
Use ONE layer of tape to close the top of the box.
Use MULTIPLE layers of tape to seal the bottom and sides, but do not tape the corners.
Print up some fake return address and whatever name you want + her address on the recipient section. Triple bag the package and toss it in your trunk, then drive around town for a few days to make it look a little bit beat up. When you feel like the package looks like it has travelled as far as the return address you printed up, go over to her house when she's not there and leave it on her porch.
When she gets the package, she's going to open it up by the side that looks easiest to cut through which will be the side with the single layer of tape. When she pulls the bag out of the box it'll tear the rubber cemented side off, unleashing the contents. If she pulls it out fast enough she'll spill the shit all over herself. If she pulls it out slow and figures out what's happening then she'll still have to deal with the shit pouring out of the box corners. Either way, you win.
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What would I do to get revenge? Well I sure as hell wouldn't gather my own shit and pack it in a box in some entirely too elaborate scheme that's for sure.
I know this guy who was owed some money by another who kept avoiding him for months so the guy stole his car then parted it out at $100 per part until he got his money back then torched the car in front of the guys house. It was a nice 64 at one point.
I know this guy who was owed some money by another who kept avoiding him for months so the guy stole his car then parted it out at $100 per part until he got his money back then torched the car in front of the guys house. It was a nice 64 at one point.
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